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zeldathemes
I'm sorry if I destroy any sanity you still have. You won't miss it for very long.
feisty
Perfect chaos
is what I live for
swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

collinthefandomshipper:

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

You forgot to put another “very”

seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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pelipper:

biggest lie of the century

pelipper:

biggest lie of the century

fairytrainer:

b-i-l-l-y-m-a-y-s:

fairytrainer:

i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:

  1. blood
  2. babies

3. urine

how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee

my-folie-a-deux:

patrickthestump:

50/? Reasons I make fun of Pete Wentz

Proving that emo kids can be athletes too

my-folie-a-deux:

patrickthestump:

50/? Reasons I make fun of Pete Wentz

Proving that emo kids can be athletes too